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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? Their wheelchairs
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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of? Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables? You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.
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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew? The wheelchair
What do you call a none in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables? Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
How do you know when your vegetables are boiled? Their wheelchair floats to the top.
What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute
What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair? If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
How is my wife doing? Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.
What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist? A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
What is the best kind of vegetable? The one in the wheelchair.
What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair
What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this
What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool? Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!
Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane? Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables....
What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair? ROLAIDS
Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. sorry
What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap.
What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive.
Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back? I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".
Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A.
What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? You put them back in the wheelchair
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. .
Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable? getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs
What's his secret? He's in a wheelchair
What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door? A tard time
What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer!
What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair
What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ? The wheelchair
What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables? A: He threw away their wheelchairs!
Why you need that? You already have a wheelchair.
What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile
Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves.
What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair
Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels
Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
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